Light relief perhaps -
An Irishman, and Englishman and a Scot were walking along a beach and came across a lantern and a Genie pops out.
"I'll give you each a wish" he said.
The Irishman said "I'm a fisherman, and all the generations before me were fishermen. I want the oceans full of fish for eternity. "Poof" and the oceans were teaming with fish.
The Englishman was amazed so he said "I want a huge wall, all around England". "Poof" and the wall appeared.
The Scot asked, "I'm curious. Tell me about the wall". The Genie replied "It's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and protects England so nothing can get in or out".
The Scot hesitates, then says.............................................. ...
"Ach, fill it up with water"
Brian
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
Originally Posted by BEEDEE
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