where's your bagpipe?

[McFarkus]

If someone is being particularly obnoxious when asking where your bagpipes are, a good way to embarrass him is the reply, "under my kilt, want to play them?"

[irishrob]

If someone is being particularly obnoxious when asking where your bagpipes are, a good way to embarrass him is the reply, "under my kilt, want to play them?"

I used nearly the sam phrase last week---under my kilt , do you want to see them?...my wife laughed so hard, the guy walked off quite embarrassed.

Rob