Joke From WWII

[Southern Breeze]

My Grandfather served in the US Army during WWII. This joke was in one of his letters home, dated "12 April, 1945, somewhere in Belgium".

" Cigerette Joke"
One Kool morning Miss Pall Mall started walking down Chesterfield lane in Winstom Salem. She met Phillip Morris who took her to the Raleigh Inn in Newport.

I'll not post the rest as it gets very naughty from that point on. The whole thing is a play on words using brand names of cigerettes. Perhaps some of the older members here remember it or variations thereof. I've never seen it online.

Here's the last line- "But she is not worried because he used a filter tip. They said it couldn't be done, but it's what's up front that counts."

My Grandmother saved all his letters home and they've since been passed on to me. Her brother was a paratrooper who made most of the jumps ( North Africa, Sicily, Italy, Normandy and Market Garden -Holland) and I have a lot of the letters he sent her as well.

[auld argonian]

I remember a similar one but it was based on the names of beers.

It, too, is rather naughty...

...so I'll PM it to you.

Best

AA

[Southern Breeze]

I remember a similar one but it was based on the names of beers.

It, too, is rather naughty...

...so I'll PM it to you.

Best

AA

Got it.
My Grandfather sent some home that would get me banned for life if I post them.

[OFCJAX]

There's a candy bar version as well.

[Kiltedfirepiper]

could you PM me all of those?
the cigg version
the beer version
and the candybar version.

I think I remember the candy bar one.....didn't it end with a baby ruth?

KFP

[Big Mikey]

Me too please! I'm always looking for new additions for my humour file.

[hallmarktex]

Send them my way too, if you please....and thank you.

[chasem]

I wouldn't mind to see them as well.

[Coemgen]

I've always loved word play; could you send them over here as well?

[CDNSushi]

Google is your friend.

http://books.google.com/books?id=dXIZbIKMUesC

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