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4th January 09, 08:12 AM
#11
Story well told, and with a priceless ending.
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4th January 09, 11:40 AM
#12
Glad to hear the good guy scored  .
As for girls and sporrans - I seems women are attracted to them. A couple of months ago I had one attractive and quite inebreated young lady pet my seal skin sporran and declare - "ooooh - His bag is soft and furry." To which my wife of 29 years answered - "yes and its all mine." It was all very flattering.
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4th January 09, 08:15 PM
#13
 Originally Posted by beloitpiper
Dateline: New Years in Madison, WI
I kept my cool and yelled "Why is it that only the guys want to know?" to which Cute Blonde From Earlier yells "Actually, I was planning on finding out for myself later."
I put my arm around her waist, strolled out of the place, and gave one last wink to the meat head left alone in hallway with everybody laughing at him.
Happy New Year!
Wow that's got to be one of the best stories yet.
Past President, St. Andrew's Society of the Inland Northwest
Member, Royal Scottish Country Dance Society
Founding Member, Celtic Music Spokane
Member, Royal Photographic Society
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4th January 09, 09:28 PM
#14
BRILLIANT!!! That was pure class.
You obviously had a spectacular start to your new year.
Slainte
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4th January 09, 09:38 PM
#15
Well.......did she find out????
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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4th January 09, 10:01 PM
#16
Great story and just desserts for the idiot.
Originally Posted by piperdbh
... Try wearing an animal mask sporran. I've heard chicks went to pet them...
Most of the women I know would run screaming from the room if I donned one of those... Must be an English thing!
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4th January 09, 10:03 PM
#17
Why, a child of five could understand this. Quick -- someone fetch me a child of five!
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4th January 09, 10:49 PM
#18
Originally Posted by piperdbh
Did you take the hot blond in with you, or meet her there?
I met her there.
Originally Posted by Riverkilt
Well.......did she find out????
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4th January 09, 11:51 PM
#19
Well played sir, well played.
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5th January 09, 04:36 AM
#20
I can't even find Scadland, where this guy claims to be from, on the map! 
[B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.
Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
(Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
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