http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html? The Shakespeare Insulter!
Oh now this could be hours of entertainment! Thanks Alan!
Thou gorbellied rump-fed harpy! etc, etc...
i have this gadget on my google home page. every day a new insult. its fantastic!!!
That one went into the "favorites" column. I'll definately have to send a link to this one to several friends.
His Exalted Highness Duke Standard the Pertinacious of Chalmondley by St Peasoup Member Order of the Dandelion Per Electum - Non consanguinitam
Ditto!
What, you egg! Young fry of treachery! -MacBeth, Act 4, Scene 2 That's the only line from Shakespeare I've memorized.
This for the Nor Cal Rabble Kilt Nights, perhaps? Away, you bottle-ale rascal, you filthy bung, away! Brian
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
At one Renaissance faire I attended, one of the town characters was a "professional insulter." For a small fee, he would insult you in the most creative and personal way.
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb
During Ren-faire season, we could use these when we do battle recreations without worrying too much about offending the tourists.
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