Kilt Police

**puffer** · 27th January 09, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by Courtmount

I don't mean in this piece of artwork but if it was made into a badge, It would also be illegal in the UK to use the word POLICE without an Act of Parliament.

OKAY, Change "POLICE" to READ FUZZ

Puffer

**pipesndrumsnun** · 27th January 09, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by ccga3359

Um Sister, are you trying to get thus thread locked down

?

No, no, no, absolutely not! I removed the kilted officer with his wee fire arm...remove him from your last post and we are good to go (at least I THINK you were referring to the tiny hand gun...not the American and Scottish flags?).

Many apologies!

**pipesndrumsnun** · 27th January 09, 03:43 PM

OK...one last try...this should be totally non-offensive...

GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...not working; I'll try again later!

**Good Egg** · 27th January 09, 04:04 PM

Gentlemen I give you:

KILT WATCH

Like Neibourhood Watch but for kilties.

**ccga3359** · 27th January 09, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by Courtmount

Gentlemen I give you:

KILT WATCH

Like Neibourhood Watch but for kilties.

Ohhh, let's call them "Blackwatch" ***ducks before Todd can throw something at his handsome head***.

**Good Egg** · 27th January 09, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by ccga3359

Ohhh, let's call them "Blackwatch" ***ducks before Todd can throw something at his handsome head***.

Say again all after 'Blackwatch' in English, Over

**Wompet** · 27th January 09, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by davedove

It's not the ones with the badges you have to watch out for. It's the ones in the plain dark suits who show up in the middle of the night and make you color coordinate, the Secret Kilt Police.

Ah, the Men in Black Watch.

I'm tempted from time to time to shift through my fuzzy memories of high school shop class, and see if I can remember how to design and cast a pewter design ... resize McMurdo's design to the correct dimensions, change the name, cast it.
Then I stop and think, "What would I melt down?"

**pipesndrumsnun** · 27th January 09, 05:42 PM

**macwilkin** · 27th January 09, 06:17 PM

Actually, the first "tartan polis" force was raised back in 1998 -- The Scottish Colonial Tartan Police, or SCTP. Their motto was "Ever Vigilant -- Never Seen", and their badge was a plain buckle and strap, a la the clansman's badge, with no crest.

The SCTP was formed at a Burns Supper in the Midwest after a gentleman dressed in a most unorthodox manner informed someone that he did so to "pi** off the tartan police." Several traditionalists heard this, and over a couple of pints, formed the SCTP.

The SCTP was disbanded several years ago, rather than face amalgamation. The constables of the force are still only duty, ever vigilant and never seen.

Regards,

Todd

**dowofbuchanan** · 27th January 09, 06:44 PM

well im a midwesterner ... and im looking in to getting badges made for me if i can find a way to get them to say kilt police without the company complaining that it says police and interest is raised some companies do a bulk discount