Commercial Break

A Jungle

We see several people breaking down a camp, preparing to leave. We zoom in on a well-dressed gentleman.

“Hello,” he says. “How many times have you been out in the wilderness and been unable to examine your outfit properly? The only way to really get a good look at yourself is with a full-length mirror. Such a mirror is terribly bulky though, requiring at least two bearers to transport, making it very impractical to bring along.”

“But now there is an answer to this dilemma.”

The man walks over to a small box and opens it. He pulls out an object and begins to unfold it. When he is done, it has become a full-length mirror.

“This is the Perfectly Portable Mirror, from the Brooster Company. It is constructed of a lightweight, highly durable plastic frame and a flexible Plexiglas surface. It unfolds to its full size in only a minute and folds down to a completely portable size for transport.”

“Its viewing surface is a highly reflective sheet, making it easier than ever to make sure your attire is impeccable.”

“And best of all, it folds down so small one man can carry it along with his other load, freeing up your other bearers for other necessities.” We see another bearer loading up a padded box with several bottles of gin.

“So, I highly recommend the Perfectly Portable Mirror for all your expedition needs.”

“After all,” he says with a wink. “One must always maintain ones gentlemanly appearance.”