Am I buying horses?

**thescot** · 31st January 09, 08:21 PM

Heck, kilts are so much more practical than horses. (Been there, done that!)

You'll never have to call the vet at 2:00 when they foal, you don't have to feed them (just brush 'em off, and hang 'em well most of the time), they won't get old and require more care with less enjoyment, and the fetlocks will always be in top condition.

And when you pass on to that great kilt shop in the sky, you can leave them for another generation to enjoy.

I'd say enthusiastic.

Unless you've started selling the kids' furniture or taking a second mortgage on the house. Then you might want to get some help.

**be da veva** · 31st January 09, 08:34 PM

[QUOTE=BroosterB1;664215]
I had some cash left in my paypal account so I bought an Ancient Lindsay Casual Kilt from Burnetts-Struth. Total was $157.00 including shipping thanks to the code I got off the forum.
[QUOTE]

If I may ask, where did you get that code?

(just might be able to afford one too...)

**Tatonka** · 31st January 09, 08:38 PM

You are in good company with the rest of us obsessed equestrian purchasers...

**bunchdescendant** · 31st January 09, 08:47 PM

*paws at keyboard with hooves*

"Whinny!"

Ray

**pdcorlis** · 31st January 09, 09:10 PM

So - taking out a second mortgage to buy more kilts is a no-no?

oops...

**Marshal Moroni** · 31st January 09, 09:24 PM

Just enjoy the addiction......

Cheers,

Marshal Moroni

**The F-H.C.A.G.** · 31st January 09, 09:38 PM

Whinniiieee!

Snort!

Coming from someone with her own (at least partially vicarious) stable.

Originally Posted by McMurdo

.... you don't have to muck out your kilts.

The images that the above brings to mind are, umm..., eeewwww!

Be well,

**piperdbh** · 31st January 09, 10:00 PM

i think you're buying sheep, not horses. Remember that thread a couple of weeks ago about how many sheep are in a kilt? That might make for some interesting bedtime pondering.

**Nighthawk** · 31st January 09, 10:09 PM

Brooster, my friend, you and I have had several conversations, both on this board and in private emails. I would say you border on insane. But on the other hand... I like that in a person! So from me, it's a compliment.

You're welcome.

Originally Posted by Marshal Moroni

Just enjoy the addiction......

Cheers,

Marshal Moroni

That too.

**Southern Breeze** · 31st January 09, 10:14 PM

Just follow our 12 step program and all will be well.

Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.