WAS going to wear, Bruce Kilt and smart accessories to my great mate Karen's wedding. She's a Scouser and the wedding was in Liverpool and she'd asked me to come in my Kilt. I had a last minute change of heart though as kilts are not every day in 'the Pool' and the last thing I wanted was all the the other guests going 'eh, eh, look, a bloke in a kilt' when they should have been going 'eh, eh, look, a bird in a wedding dress' so I went in a conservative suit.

She was not happy.

It was a good Do though all the same...