Quote Originally Posted by tooltruckguy View Post
Hello,

I live just outside of Buffalo. Are Yanks welcome? How do I go about joining the SOKS?
Take the test;

1/ What is a Double/Double?

2/ Who will win the cup first?
a) Buffalo Sabres.
b) Toronto Maple Leafs.

3/ What is the capital of Canada?
a) Ottawa.
b) Toronto*.
c) Moose Jaw.

4/ Where is Moose Jaw?

5/ Who burnt down Sackett's Harbor NY in the War of 1812?
a) Those pesky British.
b) Those rebellious Americans.
c) Sackett's Harbor isn't located near Buffalo.



*trick question, Toronto is actually the centre of the universe.