Ugh--I MUST be a ludite:

-I wear boots most of the time.
-When my garder knots loosen--my hose "scrunch" (I have softballs for calves)
-Worn properly--for me means any day that ends in "Y" (and only non-regimental is during the Games--for the sake of the women and children)
-Weapons???? Does a heavy hammer and caber count?
-Head gear? Ok there was that one time with a green plastic boller--at least I had one on in the pictures used as evidence.
-White hose? Only when the others are dirty.

Simple answer--to wear at kilt "correctly" do the exact opposite of me ;-)

Simplest answer: Do whatever Hammish does!