Do you ever just NOT want the attention?

[pastorsteve]

I rarely get unusual attention (and don't expect to). That said if someone asked me where my pipes were I'd simply say at home and keep walking. Short and simple.

[GreenDragon]

My wife assumes i wear a kilt FOR the attention. not the case. Usually when i'm wearing one, I am 1,000 Times more self-conscious than any other times. Always looking around thinking "who's staring at me?" "What smart *** comments am i about to hear?"