Do you ever just NOT want the attention?

[Nighthawk]

Nah! If someone asks me where my bagpipes are I tend to answer, "under the kilt, laddie, want to give them a try?" (unless there are those with tender ears present).

I just give the asker a look says "You're a moron" and I say "At home, in their case. Where would they be?"

And no- I don't care about the attention one way or the other. Positive comments are nice, and I just don't care about the opinions of stupid people.