A Curious Conversation

[The Barry]

I agree, the barmaid's questions don't lead me to think that she's unversed in woman's unbifurcated garments, but that when she wears a skirt, and it's not 60 degrees F or better, she's cold. She's cold because a woman's skirt weighs approx. 8 ounces. My kilt weighs pounds. I'd imagine that a skirt with somewhat bare legs would be very cold in cooler weather.

Or, maybe she just needed an excuse to talk to the handsome Barry wearing a kilt. Happens to me all the time.

[Barry]

maybe she just needed an excuse to talk to the handsome Barry wearing a kilt. Happens to me all the time.

You got that one right. I have to beat the womenfolk off with a stick ;-)