So...you must play the bagpipes?

**Jdot84** · 5th April 09, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by KiltedMariner

Who gets THIS question while kilted? Snappy comeback ideas welcome!

No! My ancesters just killed people!
(if they are in jeans) Where did you park your horse?

**The Barry** · 5th April 09, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by Jdot84

No! My ancesters just killed people!

I've used that one, it's one of my favorites!

**Frank McGrath** · 6th April 09, 02:59 AM

See my signature. I am the designated drinker for the band. I have been asked, though, If I play the banjo.

**Malcolm MacWilliam** · 6th April 09, 03:23 AM

Aye, just got it on Saturday when I was yard saling. A lady asked where my bagpipes were. I quipped (laughing and in a nice way)...I don't play bagpipes, I fight for the King! (And since our unit does Jacobite and 18th century military, you can fill in a name depending on the event!).....This utterly confuses them. Then I usually laugh again and say, "You know, not all Texans wear cowboy hats.....so not all Scotsman play the pipes!" That usually leads into a discussion which educates them a bit.

Malcolm