Today's the first time I've worn my kilt to work. People actually interested will ask about my family, about my tartan, etc.

People who aren't interested and just feel like being wise-apes ask about my bagpipes. Surprised that it's the number one question I get? ;)

I just tell them that I don't think the fiancée or neighbours would appreciate the skirls and walk away. They assume I'm mispronouncing "squirrels" and are left confused