Quote Originally Posted by MacMillan of Rathdown View Post
There are two main problems with synthetic hose hair sporrans. The first is their size; most are too short and look like an albino whisk broom when worn. The second problem is static build-up which causes the synthetic "hairs" to want to stand up and separate from one another, giving it the cheesy look of a worn out albino whisk broom.

My advice would be to save up the bucks and look for an antique horsehair or goat hair sporran. In the long run you will be far, far happier.
Check your typo - it is hilarious.