OK, OK! You convinced me, I'm in.

Here's the first announcement.

Victoria Kilt Night.
Friday, May 15.
Time to be determined.
Big Mikey will be in town for the games, vending his assorted wares and helping?? with the Freedom Kilts tent. And as it is my birthday on the 16th, I will have a bottle of Sweet Sippin' Maple Whiskey to pass around in the parking lot.
You have been warned.