Where's Lt. Presley O'Bannion when you need him? (Look it up, non-jarheads)

The Navy and the Corps know how to fix it, but it's going to be ugly. However, it's a job that'll have to be done sooner or later.

Thanks, Puffer, for bringing it to our attention. I'm sure a kilted regiment could do the job. (I just threw that last in to keep the subject germaine to kilts!)