Quote Originally Posted by GlassMan View Post
Well there goes my dream of having a full-mask seal sporran with attached mini-club so that friends can enjoy the thrill of clubbing a baby seal on the head for themselves.
My then 8 year old son and I created a bit of a stir in Hambly's (a London toy store) one time by using brightly coloured toy golf clubs to "chip" toy seals into a large toy box. Some namby-pamby seal hugger complained to the management, and the store manager was duly dispatched to the plush toy department where he good-naturedly confiscated our seals and pitching wedges and suggested we might have more fun in the archery department of Lilley Whites!

Sadly, they were closed by the time we got there.