I need a cure for the jones...........

[BroosterB1]

You silly man, ze only cure for zee Jones is zee new kilt; but zee very very careful zee new kilt will want friends; which will require another Jones. It is how you say, like zee dog and zee tail...Which come first zee Jones or zee Kilt, zee kilt or zee Jones?

OMG was that me? or was I channeling Sigmund or Jung? This just gets creepy

[piperdbh]

You silly man, ze only cure for zee Jones is zee new kilt; but zee very very careful zee new kilt will want friends; which will require another Jones. It is how you say, like zee dog and zee tail...Which come first zee Jones or zee Kilt, zee kilt or zee Jones?

OMG was that me? or was I channeling Sigmund or Jung? This just gets creepy

I thought you were channeling Inspector Clouseau.

The only cure for the jones is to order a pair of hose from me. It's documented in the literature.