So pass the flask, may we all drink,
To caring not what others think.
But should they wonder, should they dare,
Should they check Grant for underwear.
It is but we that truly know,
What is worn, the kilt below.

It is not worn but working well,
Yet modesty forbids we tell.
Now some may not yet some may question,
Some may blush at the mere suggestion.
For by design, not accidental,
Is worn the kilt, regimental.