Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
A few weeks ago I wore a kilt to a dinner with friends. I was out, solo as Joan was busy, and my friend Jim is known for his directness! I don't have much of a problem with folks who are blunt, as long as they have something like manners!

Anyway, Jim asked me if I "had the heritage" to wear a kilt, the implication being that if Iddidn't somehow "have the heritage" that I was a poser. ...
The only suitable answer to that is, "Indeed I have the heritage. Both of my parents were transvestites."