The most recent article I can google up is from August of last year, shortly after the mail carriers union voted the kilt idea down.
Also adding to the confusion is the fact that the Tartan Registry just registered a United Parcel Service tartan, seen below:
Suggestion for all single kilties: get permission to wear the UPS tartan. Wear it out on the town and wait for a fabulous babe to come over and ask, "What can brown do for me?"
Sorry. Us old guys have to live vicariously through you spry young bucks.
Why, a child of five could understand this. Quick -- someone fetch me a child of five!
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