The order is placed!

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Congratulations. You now have a condition known as "Jonesing". It isn't fatal, but it is barely treatable and is only cured (briefly) when the object of the "jonesing" is obtained.

Jonesing Symptoms, a primer:

First Trimester (in your case only a few days): characterized by sweaty hands, queasy stomach and multiple trips daily to the website you ordered from to see sample pictures of what you ordered.
Second Trimester: All of the above, with the addition of finding excuses to be at home when (a) mail is usually delivered or (b) the FedEx/UPS truck usually comes through your neighborhood.
Third Trimester: All of the above plus a near-constant sense of time warp (i.e.) the sensation that it's been 2:30 for at least the last two hours, but your watch has only just moved to 2:31. Caution, patient can exhibit sleeplessness and irrational behavior as they enter the last couple of days of the third and final Jonesing trimester. In extreme cases, Postal Workers have sought restraining-order protection from "jonesers" in the throes of the late-third-trimester.

A prescription: buy two sporrans and post to us in the morning.

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