Commercial Break

A Private Home

We see an impeccably dressed, older man walking through his home.

“Hello,” he says. “I’m sure you all know me. My name is Hamish.”

The man walks into a closet, which is filled with kilts.

“And this is the famous Kollection,” he says, indicating the kilts.

“Like you, I want to keep my most cherished possessions safe, so that’s why I have had the Freelander 5000 Security System installed.”

He closes the vault door behind him and activates the switch on a small panel set into the wall. The label on the panel reads ‘Freelander 5000’ and we see the display change to ‘Active’.

The man walks away. From the shadows we see three masked men slip into view.

The first man attempts to break through the vault door. As his tools strike the door, electricity shoots through his body.

The second man attempts to disable the control panel on the wall. When he attempts to open the panel, the floor opens under him. We hear his screams as he falls.

The third man apparently decides that the security is too hard to penetrate and turns to escape. His foot crosses a beam of light and a metal box drops around him.

Hamish steps back into view. He is holding a small glass of spirits.

“The Freelander 5000,” he says and toasts the camera, “to keep your possessions safe.”