First time in public

[Nighthawk]

When toting spousal handbags for short distances while kilted if necessary, do not lift it by the handles; carry it like an American football and pass it as quickly as you can without getting tackled.

Regards,
Rex.

Better advice was never given. Me- I have no issues with it. I'm 290, almost 6ft tall, long hair, goatee... If you want to get beaten by a man in a skirt carrying a purse... well, bring it on...

Anyways- sounds like a great first outing. Welcome to the addiction!