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    Confusion in Onancock, VA

    OK, so we are having a nice dinner in a B&B in Onancock, VA. Kind of a backwater town. Wife is wearing a black skort, I am wearing a blue T shirt and Sportkilt - a blue, greenish tartan. Anyway, I decide to go to the bathroom, wife decides to go with me. As we head out, the B&B owner chimes in from behind us "the ladies room is on the...., um, the bathrooms are straight ahead. Apparently, she confused me for another lady even though my hair is short, my legs are hairy. Go figure....
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    Priceless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrmiller View Post
    ...Apparently, she confused me for another lady even though my hair is short, my legs are hairy. Go figure....
    I guess Onancock has some very ugly women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billmcc View Post
    I guess Onancock has some very ugly women.
    LOL. That's a good one!

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    Amazing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by billmcc View Post
    I guess Onancock has some very ugly women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrmiller View Post
    OK, so we are having a nice dinner in a B&B in Onancock, VA. Kind of a backwater town. Wife is wearing a black skort, I am wearing a blue T shirt and Sportkilt - a blue, greenish tartan. Anyway, I decide to go to the bathroom, wife decides to go with me. As we head out, the B&B owner chimes in from behind us "the ladies room is on the...., um, the bathrooms are straight ahead. Apparently, she confused me for another lady even though my hair is short, my legs are hairy. Go figure....
    Dude looks like a Lady. Did you play golf on the trip? Good courses in that area.
    Last edited by Colonel MacNeal; 2nd July 09 at 11:15 AM. Reason: timing

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    This is the first thread this year where no-one has asked for pics.

    Wonder why.......


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    very funny

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    I am somewhat taken aback by the name of the place!
    [B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.

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