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[Jock Scot]

I am going to be off the air for a few days as I have a bit of a big day tomorrow, so please don't worry.

Cue "Great Escape" music.

I have been sitting out under a shady tree, during a heatwave that we have been having, so say watching the tennis at Wimbledon on TV,actually I have been casing the perimeter and noting the movements of the guards. The first phase of the escape plan starts tomorrow! With a bit of luck the surgeon will alter my features enough to fool the guards when I decide the time is right to put phase two into action. I had yet another run in with the Camp Commandant, a humourless besom, when she rumbled the fact that half the contents of my Roses lime juice bottle was actually gin! Nearly had to spend a week or two in the cooler over that! Never mind, we are having a new Commandant take over for a few weeks,which will help the plan no end.

Fade the music.

I will keep you posted!