Quote Originally Posted by Moon View Post
I almost forgot about the funniest encounter of my day -

I work at a large company. I often times have to walk through different departments to get to where I need to go throughout the day. I was wearing my kilt and walking through our telesales department - I may know one or two people in that department. All of a sudden I heard someone (I found out her name was Kasey) say:

Kasey: "Hey you..."

Me: *looks around the room*

Kasey: "Yeah, you...the weird IT guy in the dress"

Me: *walks over to her desk and says* "Why yes, I am the weird IT guy - but this is a kilt...not a dress"

Kasey: "I know it's a kilt"

Kasey: *whispers* "So, what's in your crotch pouch?" (referring to the sporran of course)

Me: *looks her dead in the eye and whispers in my sarcastic voice as I slowly close my eyes* "The magic...."

We both laughed then went on about our day

Good times!
Bwahahahaha... That's the best answer I've ever heard in my life! I'm going to use that.

Welcome to the kilted lifestyle, good sir!