Sporran bites woman?

**Dall_Piobaire** · 13th July 09, 02:55 PM

Smile...your on Candid Camera!

**tetley88mark** · 13th July 09, 03:00 PM

its a shame that this wasn't filmed but thats just hilarious i love it

**Nighthawk** · 13th July 09, 03:49 PM

That's just the laugh I needed after a long Monday!

**Clan McKinnon** · 13th July 09, 04:48 PM

When the stars align and there is a great outcome it is good to share it if you see it, thank you for sharing, I would love to have seen it myself.

**McFarkus** · 13th July 09, 05:01 PM

Hilarious!!

**Wompet** · 13th July 09, 05:40 PM

Great story, Chas, and definitely one a lot of us could use on a Monday.
I've occasionally thought about the feasibility of putting a remote control speaker in the head of a full-mask sporran. Every so often, when you get that one irritating individual, activate the remote and have your sporran start barking/spitting/snarling/clucking (in Grant's case

) at him/her. If there was only a way to get the head to move too ...

**Erisianmonkey** · 13th July 09, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by Wompet

Great story, Chas, and definitely one a lot of us could use on a Monday.
I've occasionally thought about the feasibility of putting a remote control speaker in the head of a full-mask sporran. Every so often, when you get that one irritating individual, activate the remote and have your sporran start barking/spitting/snarling/clucking (in Grant's case

) at him/her. If there was only a way to get the head to move too ...

Animatronic full mask sporrans...the next fad in kiltdom! Hmmm. Does anyone remember those old "Teddy Ruxpin" dolls? I bet the works from the head could be put into a full mask sporran, and the cassete player could be replaced with a cheap mp3 player. Add a circuit for LED's inside the eyes and you could really freak people out with a sporran!

**Phogfan86** · 13th July 09, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by Jordan

How was the rest of the games?

Who cares? No matter what happened after that, it was anticlimactic.

That's a great story.

**piperdbh** · 13th July 09, 09:02 PM

Good for the lad! I hope someone bought him and Irn Bru or something after that episode. He deserves it!

I can empathize with him. I've always been more attractive to older women, too. I would have melted into the ground when I was 12 if I had been in the first situation you described.