I was with my daughter and walked by one of her acquaintances' houses while wearing my new SWK, and was promptly asked why I was wearing a kilt---it was my birthday present---closely followed on by The Question from the neighbour lady, whereupon I instantly felt my pleats rising behind and heard my 6yo daughter's confident voice declare, "He's not wearing anything under there." I then, bemusedly, had to a have a brief conversation with her about polite behaviour in public; much to the amusement of the neighbour lady (who seems convinced I "crave attention"). I never expected to be 'kilt-checked' by my own daughter... who knows my habits very well to begin with. I'm going to have to be extra vigilant 8 years on, perhaps earlier at Highland Games!