Quote Originally Posted by Howard Clark View Post
My staff is only the half-wit. I resemble that remark. Never a lack of things to do, however.

Good joke.

Jock, the joke here is only slightly different. A farmer wins the lottery, and the television people come and interview him.

"What will you do with all that money, Mr. Smith?" Queries the reporter.

"I reckon I will keep farming until it's all gone", he replies.
Well done Howard, I must remember that one. Looks like I had better start buying a lottery ticket!