Are you authentic?

**DesertCeltic** · 14th August 09, 08:12 PM

I have been asked "The question" in a number of different ways by women at work or out and about. My usual answer is "Now that is the mystery of the kilt isn't it" ... always leaving the door open for further inquiry. They have had fun with us all these years, I figure a little payback is in order.

**The Guy in the Kilt at UC** · 14th August 09, 08:18 PM

One of these days, we should just show them the answer.

**GMan** · 14th August 09, 08:50 PM

Authentic, has me rolling on the floor.

**Tartan Hiker** · 14th August 09, 09:32 PM

OK gentlemen. Keep repeating to yourself....

"Family friendly forum"

"Family friendly forum"

**Arizona Scot** · 15th August 09, 12:04 AM

Well if Grant can't get a kilt check maybe he can get his pleats straightened too.

**Kiltman** · 15th August 09, 03:30 PM

Authentic? I don't know that I would be able to keep a straight face. Everything is authentic under my kilt! Need I mention all the offers I get in spam?

**JelicoCat** · 15th August 09, 09:05 PM

My favorite is so far: "is it (pause) comfortable?" The look in the woman's eyes said what she really meant.
What made it funnier is that that my wife answered "yes" for me.

**SFCRick** · 15th August 09, 10:23 PM

good story, very funny

**Highlander31** · 18th August 09, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by St. Amish

Best excuse for a gratuitously copped feel ever.

These types of explanations never seem to work in the other direction, though, do they?

Well, that's the way the even playing field tilts.

**Panache** · 18th August 09, 09:48 AM

“You look very authentic…Are you authentic?”

(With a sad "you caught me" expression and a monotone voice)

"No Ma'am. I was manufactured at Bio Corp's Raleigh facility. As a "B" class replicant I have been programmed to completely fit in with human society. Obviously I am flawed and must report back to the facility for termination."

(With shoulders drooped and head down sadly walk away)

Cheers

Jamie