District Tartans?

[Bugbear]

You Scots better not be watering down the blue jeans wearing conventions and traditions! That's our national dress!

[Jock Scot]

You Scots better not be watering down the blue jeans wearing conventions and traditions! That's our national dress!

Oh of course, rest assured Ted, that we would respect all the jean wearing conventions and traditions------only we don't know them, are there any?Mind you,I have never worn a pair of jeans , so I am innocent of all charges!

[Bugbear]

Oh of course, rest assured Ted, that we would respect all the jean wearing conventions and traditions------only we don't know them, are there any?Mind you,I have never worn a pair of jeans , so I am innocent of all charges!

Well... That's the problem, we can't complain about how everyone is wearing jeans because we wear them every which way that is possible.

[DWFII]

Oh of course, rest assured Ted, that we would respect all the jean wearing conventions and traditions------only we don't know them, are there any?Mind you,I have never worn a pair of jeans , so I am innocent of all charges!

Tight across the rump and crotch, not too low on the hips, loose in the legs, and about four inches too long...so that the legs will "stack" when worn with boots, and fray when not.

[JRB]

Oh of course, rest assured Ted, that we would respect all the jean wearing conventions and traditions------only we don't know them, are there any?Mind you,I have never worn a pair of jeans , so I am innocent of all charges!

There's only one real jeans no no...