Let the Pun begin!

[george7]

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

[piperdbh]

Kermit Jagger walks into the bank asking for a loan. The teller, Patricia Whack, asks what he has for collateral. He shows her a snow globe. She asks the bank manager if she can make the loan on such collateral, and the manager says,




"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack.
Give the frog a loan;
His old man's a Rolling Stone!"

[The Guy in the Kilt at UC]

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.