My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
Airman. Piper. Scholar. - Avatar: MacGregor Tartan
“KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.” - Ambrose Gwinett Bierce www.melbournepipesanddrums.com
Kermit Jagger walks into the bank asking for a loan. The teller, Patricia Whack, asks what he has for collateral. He shows her a snow globe. She asks the bank manager if she can make the loan on such collateral, and the manager says,
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack.
Give the frog a loan;
His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
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