Let the Pun begin!

**Sionnach** · 17th August 09, 05:29 PM

Customer-"Hey waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!"

Waiter-"Well that's because it's fresh ground!"

**butch** · 17th August 09, 05:29 PM

A weary traveler stops at a monastery for the night. he has a terrific dinner while there, he asks if he could compliment the cook. Two of the monastery's brothers appear and one says--- "I'm the chip monk and he's the french friar"

**McMurdo** · 17th August 09, 05:38 PM

The fellow died before he was able to write his estranged daughter out of the will.

Death before disown her.

**McMurdo** · 17th August 09, 05:39 PM

Cartoonist found dead in home.

Details are sketchy.

**KD Burke** · 17th August 09, 06:35 PM

I went to a quaint bed and breakfast last Christmas, known for culinary delights. On my first morning I ordered the Eggs Benedict. To my astonishment, the dish was served on the hubcap of a 1958 Cadillac.

When I asked the server about the unusual breakfast service, she (a fetching red-haired lass) replied "Our chef is a brilliant man in the kitchen, but quite eccentric. He insists that 'There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!'"

**mudd** · 17th August 09, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by Sionnach

Customer-"Hey waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!"

Waiter-"Well that's because it's fresh ground!"

Hey!?

**mudd** · 17th August 09, 06:44 PM

A man was in a terrible accident and lost both his left arm and his left leg.

He's all right now.

**vinhen2** · 17th August 09, 06:52 PM

A guy I know entered a local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.