Let the Pun begin!

[MacAngus]

Confucius say Man who stand on toilet high on pot

[Tony]

Confucius say Man who stand on toilet high on pot

Confucius say man who fart in church sit in his own pew.

..... man who boils carrots and peas in same pot unsanitary.

..... man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

..... man who chases car will get exhausted.