Are you authentic?

[Giuseppe]

Our pipe band had just finished playing a show in Nashville and my wife suggested that, since we were downtown, we should take a visiting friend to some of the famous honky-tonks on lower Broadway.

We hadn't been in the first bar for more than fifteen minutes, when a lady staggered over with "the question". For once I had the perfect answer, "Hmmm, why don't you ask my wife?".

We had a good time, but the night took a slightly stranger turn when a homeless guy asked me for a kiss on the way back to the car...

[lethearen]

"No Ma'am. I was manufactured at Bio Corp's Raleigh facility. As a "B" class replicant I have been programmed to completely fit in with human society. Obviously I am flawed and must report back to the facility for termination."

Very nice

[The Thing]

I was out at the weekend in my kilt with a few of my mates in the town I used to work and had a fantastic time. The girls were trying to touch me (Yes I know) and asking me the usual questions, what I had underneath so for a laugh I told a few of them I wouldn't be brave enough not to wear underwear, ahahaha and they kept bugging me all night coming over and back. God such a laugh, people love seeing a man in a kilt, you get the odd *****le, but I think that it's down to them being jealous. Wearing the kilt out makes a man so much more confident, only a feeling a kilted man can know. I think it makes you alot more cheeky as well.

[BruceK]

I think it makes you alot more cheeky as well.

Certainly true if you're going regimental...

[Chas]

OK gentlemen. Keep repeating to yourself....
"Family friendly forum"
"Family friendly forum"

It's all this authenticity that caused the family in the first place!

Regards

Chas

[beowulf67]

At first I thought "straighten your pleats" meant something else. <removing mind from the gutter>

With a name like "chubrock" I'm not surprised!

This is where the magical levitating sporran comes into play...

[Stratherrick]

My standard reply, "Why do you think it goes down to my knees!" Aye.

Seriously, though, I'm always amazed at how inventive lasses are at thinking up new ways of asking 'the question'.

Slainte

Bruce

[ziggy]

My standard reply, "Why do you think it goes down to my knees!" Aye.

Seriously, though, I'm always amazed at how inventive lasses are at thinking up new ways of asking 'the question'.

Slainte

Bruce

Yes and I intend on having a whole bunch of really "inovative" ways of replying :P I don't have my kilt yet so I have not had the chance.....but I feel some suggestive answers are always best. No point in hindering their imagination though.

[The Thing]

Yes and I intend on having a whole bunch of really "inovative" ways of replying :P I don't have my kilt yet so I have not had the chance.....but I feel some suggestive answers are always best. No point in hindering their imagination though.

If you try and hinder them the more persistant one's will just keep coming back again and again and again until they get the answer they want.
You'll see when you get your first kilt.

[ziggy]

If you try and hinder them the more persistant one's will just keep coming back again and again and again until they get the answer they want.
You'll see when you get your first kilt.

I see this as a potentially good time to be opportunistic.