Is Grant missing?

[Jock Scot]

All sorts of witty and mildly cruel comments sprang to mind, but to be serious for a moment, I hope that all is well with the rubber chicken?

[Nick the DSM]

maybe the kilt police finally got him??

[Chas]

Maybe if we keep mentioning his golden mane of blond hair and pert buttocks enough he might come out of hiding.

Regards

Chas