Is Grant missing?

**Woodsheal** · 25th August 09, 03:37 PM

This brings to mind that eternal question, "Who's buried in Grant's tomb?"

**dfmacliam** · 25th August 09, 04:22 PM

I heard, from a guy, that knows someone, whose brother in law, heard from an unrealiable source that he was hiding out, since a batch of rubber chicks with flowing blond hair were sighted by the warf....

**ForresterModern** · 25th August 09, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by piperdbh

Has anybody checked Matt Newsome's chicken coop?

Not to get too far astray, but it looks like Matt's chicken coop doubles as an impromptu baby sitter/playpen also.

Back to the "GrantWatch".

**The Wizard of BC** · 25th August 09, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by Canuck

He will show up some day with rubber chicks.

Rubber Chickens with flowing blond hair and pert buttocks!!!!!!

Now that has just put me off my egg McMuffin.

**Pleater** · 25th August 09, 06:20 PM

I just checked the cellar here - the penultimate volume (sweets and desserts) of the Encyclopedia Culinaria is still safe, as is the original manuscript of the Joy of Snacks.

It is rather worrying though. I am torn between doubling the guard and setting out the mantraps...

Perhaps both - just to be certain.

Madam Pleater

Director of Research and Resources. MHICE

**Panache** · 25th August 09, 06:30 PM

I tracked him down to London of 1974 but he is going to be hard to find

Cheers

Jamie :ootd:

**george7** · 25th August 09, 06:46 PM

Let this be a warning to you all. Jamie keeps track of his flock.

**dfmacliam** · 25th August 09, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by piperdbh

Has anybody checked Matt Newsome's chicken coop?

you know.... some of Matts chicks look like him.... hmmmm ... could he have taken a page out of Grants book?....makes one wonder?

**Kiltman** · 25th August 09, 08:34 PM

I sure hope he comes out of hiding soon. It's disconcerting to not know what to do with this rubber chicken with the blond hair that the Sasquatch is carrying around the woods up here in the NW!