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    The holiday

    A Scotsman visited London for his annual holiday and stayed at a large hotel. However, he didn't feel that the natives were very friendly. "At three o'clock every morning," he told a friend, "they hammered on my bedroom door, one the walls, even on the floor and ceiling.
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    Sometimes they hammered so loud I could hardly hear myself playing the bagpipes

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    How about another "visiting" joke...

    Callum decided to call his father-in-law the "Exorcist" because every time he came to visit he made the spirits disappear.
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.

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