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    Ah, the Honesty of the Scots

    Ah, the Honesty of the Scots:
    An armed, hooded, robber burst into the Bank of Scotland in Princes Street, Edinburgh, and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot, one brave Scottish customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber’s face. The robber shot the Scotsman without hesitation! He then looked around the bank to see if anyone else had seen him. One of the tellers looked straight at him and the robber walked over and calmly shot him also. Everyone by now was very scared and looking down at the floor.

    “Did anyone else see my face?” asked the robber.

    There were a few moments of silence, then one elderly Scottish lady, looking
    down, tentatively raised her hand and said: “I think my husband might have caught a glimpse .….”

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    thats good

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    Excellent!
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    Thumbs up

    I don't believe the idea is to arrive in heaven in a well preserved body! But to slide in side ways,Kilt A' Fly'n! Scream'en "Mon Wha A Ride" Kilted Santas
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    I think I know that woman.....

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    Nice one!!!!

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    Egads, you made me spit up my tea...
    "Before two notes of the theme were played, Colin knew it was Patrick Mor MacCrimmon's 'Lament for the Children'...Sad seven times--ah, Patrick MacCrimmon of the seven dead sons....'It's a hard tune, that', said old Angus. Hard on the piper; hard on them all; hard on the world." Butcher's Broom, by Neil Gunn, 1994 Walker & Co, NY, p. 397-8.

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    ouch!!!
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    We are no longer married !!.

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