Puns for the Educated Mind

**Spartan** · 8th September 09, 06:32 AM

Craig's wife, Diane, sent these to me to post. Diane said, "These are from Craig's old friend Marvin Gittins, Jr. in Council Bluffs IA. He and Craig have been friends for the last 30 years. Hope the other X markers enjoy!"

Puns For The Educated Mind...

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He was a mathematician. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but he turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3.. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering..

8. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

**starbkjrus** · 8th September 09, 12:12 PM

Oh man.

Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa aannnnnnnn!

**Splash_4** · 8th September 09, 12:14 PM

I think that Craig would of loved those.

**Nighthawk** · 8th September 09, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Splash_4

I think that Craig would of loved those.

They made my head hurt... I have no doubt he would have approved!

**Ozark Ridge Rider** · 8th September 09, 06:43 PM

OK, you da man:

**SteveB** · 8th September 09, 07:27 PM

As a piper I have been known to blow a perfectly good tune.

**jgcunningham** · 8th September 09, 09:11 PM

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

**The F-H.C.A.G.** · 8th September 09, 10:28 PM

AAAUUUGH!

Thank you!

Especially the last one.

Be well,

Star

**Santa Wally** · 9th September 09, 01:54 PM

Love them, I needed some good laughs today after going only 28 miles yesterday with our RV and having a brake problem and getting towed today for repair.