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  1. 29th September 09, 02:23 PM #1
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    Talking Little joke

    Husband and wife laying in bed. Wife lovingly looks at her husband and says......

    Wife: Honey if I die will you get remarried?

    Husband: No!

    Wife: Really It's OK, I'd understand.

    Husband: Well Ok, yeah sure if I met someone and we loved each other.

    Wife: Would you let her use my Golf clubs?

    Husband: Absolutely Not! She's left handed!

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  2. 29th September 09, 03:46 PM #2
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    good one
  3. 29th September 09, 03:53 PM #3
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    That deserves a face-palm...
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  5. 30th September 09, 08:47 PM #5
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    Arrggh!
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  6. 1st October 09, 08:17 AM #6
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    nice one
    The hielan' man he wears the kilt, even when it's snowin';
    He kens na where the wind comes frae,
    But he kens fine where its goin'.
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