Introducing Macbeth and Lady Macbeth

[The F-H.C.A.G.]

Thank you all so very much. I live for praise. Obviously!

...

... was Star ever able to get that damned spot out?

Well, I've neutered dogs named Spot. Does that count?

...
... Halloween is obviously a much bigger thing in America than here. Last time I was there Target was even selling dress-up costumes for dogs!

Dogs named Spot?

A maille coif somehow changes Panache's open, friendly face into that of a warlord. Well played!

Too bad he can't wear it every day, maybe then the kids would listen to him!

LADY MACBEATH
(Tune: Three Blind Mice)
...snip...

Out Damned Spot!

(On the refrain Lady MacBeth, wringing her hands, turns and exits, stage right.)

Thank you for that! Guess what the kids are going to get sent home for next week.

"I'm sorry Mrs. Panache, but they kept singing this song that included the word "damned" in it..."

LOL...James, now you need an arming coif! Doesn't the mail, you know...tug at your hair?

...snip...

Star, I'm sorry but you can't wear that dress in my presence. My doctor expressly prohibits me from that much ocular stimulation. BTW, did you trim your hair?

His hair is short enough that the coif doesn't seem to bother him. It's MY coif, but even with my hair trimmed shorter (which you've seen TWICE since I trimmed it, by the way!) it does catch in mine without something between us. I graciously allowed him to borrow it, just this once.

Be well,

Star