Think I can get away with this?

[Jack Daw]

Do it.

[KiltedMariner]

Perhaps instead of your hosetop, you could steal it away elsewhere on your person?

[threebanger]

That looks good in point of fact!
but where do you get the attractive accessories I see on the floor there?

That, my friend, takes a lot of effort (much of the labor on my wife's part...) and is VERY expensive.
She took the last of the 3 pics, by the way, and was very proud of her 6 year old self...