I feel that you are attempting to take us to task for doing so, and I sense a bit of confrontation, no matter how you got here.
I wonder if he's being just a tad confrontational in order to ask the same kinds of questions his judgmental friends will ask him if he chooses to wear a kilt. Maybe he's trying to see what kind of answers we give when pushed, like he feels he will have to give to his friends when they push him.

He's already told us that his friends will torment him if he wears a kilt. So I imagine he's trying to anticipate having to explain himself to them, and then have them dismiss his reasoning. Honestly, I think he's just looking to us for help in justifying it to his friends (even though I think he should ditch those friends), rather than trolling.