A muscian walks into a bar...

[drobin]

I know far too many of these, here are some short ones....

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One- she holds it up and the world revolves around her.

What do vacuum cleaners & electric guitarist have in common?
They both plug in & they both suck.

Whats the difference between an Oboe & an onion?
no one cries when you cut up an oboe.

Whats the difference between the chanter and the drones?
Drones burn longer.

[piperdbh]

What's the difference between a bassoon and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.

How many tenors does it take to change a lightbulb?
4; 1 to hold the bulb and 3 to pull the chair out from under him.

What do trumpet players use for birth control?
Their personalities.