A muscian walks into a bar...

[jgcunningham]

Oops Forgot a variation of one of my earlier postings:

Why was the lead singer standing on the porch?

She couldn't find the key.

[auld argonian]

An accordian player is done with a late night job he was playing and is driving home but he suddenly feels himself getting hungry. He wants to stop to grab a bite to eat but he realizes that he's in a pretty bad neighborhood...but he's really hungry and he spots an all night diner. So he drives round the block and, lucky guy, he finds a good parking spot right under a streetlight. He parks the car, checks on his accordian which is sitting on the back seat, gets out and locks the car and heads for the diner. He has a seat and orders a turkey club sandwich and an ice tea...and it's delicious. He finishes up, pays his tab and heads back to the car. He gets about ten yards away from the car an he sees that the back passenger side window has been broken! He runs up to the car and looks into the back seat...and sure enough...somebody threw three more accordians in there!


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(Piano, guitar, bass, flute, ukulele and....yes...it must be said...accordian)